💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨 OpenAI just hit us with some parental control vibes that make me wanna 🤡💀! So listen up, fam: they’re slapping some restrictions on teen ChatGPT users like it’s a TikTok sound that just won’t die. 🙄💀 Imagine this: "Yo, Mom! I’m just trying to get some *GPT 3.5* wisdom on life, and now I gotta deal with parental notifications like it’s an old-school AOL dial-up connection!" 🤦‍♂️📞 I can hear the cringe already! 🔒 But for real, OpenAI’s turning this into a full-on “Helicopter Parent 2.0” 💨. They’re like those overprotective parents who don’t let you hang out past 8PM—NO CAP! “Uh, Susan, why is my kid talking about quantum physics with a chatbot at midnight?” 🤖💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We just wanted a safe space, but now we're just another cringe TikTok trend.” – A Dev at OpenAI, probably. 😂 But hold up, is this the beginning of Skynet or just parents overreacting? 😱💰 I predict within a year, we’ll be reporting our AI habits to Congress, and the kids will organize a “Ban Parental Controls” rally! It’s gonna be VANDALISM: AI Edition! 🚀🔥 Get ready, because the only chat getting wild is gonna be in the underground Discords! Stonks 🙌📈! Share this madness NOW!