🚨💰BREAKING: Estuary just snagged a whopping $14M to tackle the ancient riddle of data movement! LIKE THE INDIANA JONES OF DATA, BUT WITH LESS WHIPS AND MORE CODE 🐍🔥. This isn’t just your regular funding story; no cap, this is like the Avengers assembling! 😤💥 Lithos the Brave has entered the chat and they’re trying to turn batch and streaming data into the most harmonized pipeline since the dawn of the internet. This is literally the tech equivalent of merging peanut butter and jelly into the ultimate sandwich! 🥪✨ "Bro, it's like trying to merge sharks and jets into a single species or whatever," a totally real Estuary dev said, probably while wearing a beanie and sipping overpriced coffee. ☕🧢 Yes, Chad, absolutely groundbreaking. But hold up, did they take notes from the “This is Fine” dog while solving real-life problems? Cringe, fam. The real question is: can Estuary create a pipeline that’s actually not a total dumpster fire? 🔥💩 So, what’s next? 🤖 Stonks going up for Estuary or will they implode like my motivation on a Monday morning? You heard it here first: in 2024, every company will be forced to rethink their data strategy or face extinction, like Blockbuster facing Netflix 🌌📉. Buckle up, fam! This ain’t your grandma’s data pipeline! 🚀💯