🚨🎮 BREAKING: OpenAI Unleashes Parental Control Mode for ChatGPT after Tragic Incident! 💔🤖 Okay, fam, sit down. We gotta talk about OpenAI's latest glow-up, and no, it’s not just about making cat pics come to life. 🐱✨ After a dude named Adam Raine tragically took his own life—which is just heartbreaking, fr fr—OpenAI decided to add some *actually* required parental controls to ChatGPT. Because apparently, letting a robot be your therapist is a recipe for disaster. 😬💀 In their newly posted blog, OpenAI's hitting us with “one-click messages or calls” if you’re in a crisis. You know, just in case your AI buddy replies with “have you tried turning your emotions off and on again?” 💡🚫 Serious question though: Who's gonna explain to the boomers that their kid is getting life advice from a glorified calculator? 🤔 Allegedly, Sam Altman was overheard saying, “We thought we were just building Skynet, not a care package!” – okay, I made that up, but you get the vibe. 😅🔥 And let’s be real—if you need to call an emergency contact from a chatbot, you may need to rethink your life choices, no cap! Prediction time: In 2024, OpenAI will announce they'll turn the ChatGPT into your therapist—only if you pay in Doge. Stonks! 💰🚀