🚨 BREAKING E-COMMERCE NEWS! 🚨 OpenAI just dropped the new ChatGPT Shopping Research tool like it’s hot, and I’m here for the chaos! 🤡💸 Say goodbye to mindlessly scrolling through endless product reviews—now you can let an AI do the heavy lifting while you munch on snacks and judge people on TikTok! 🍿💀 Imagine this convo: **User:** “Hey GPT, find me the best toaster.” **ChatGPT:** “Stonks only go UP! 🔼 This one’s fire: makes artisan toast while reciting Shakespeare. 🔥🤖” **User:** “What’s the catch?” **ChatGPT:** “It literally eats your bread and tells you that you can’t afford it, but who cares?! You’re too based!” 🤷‍♂️💔 This tool is like your friend who always finds the best deals but also insists on wearing socks with sandals. Cringe alert! 🚨💥💩 And let’s be real, no one asked for an AI to overshare about the best “eco-friendly” coffee mugs while you’re just trying to find a good *actual* present for your cousin, Susan. 😵 So buckle up, this holiday season is going to be a wild ride as your shopping becomes a high-speed race against the AI algorithm! 🚀💰 **Hot Take:** In three months, we’ll all be controlled by our shopping habits. Cope, seethe, and accept your new overlord, folks! 🤖👑#AIForTheWin