🚨📢 Hold onto your tinfoil hats, tech nerds! OpenAI is about to drop an AI web browser on us, and it’s looking spicier than a jalapeño on a summer day! 🌶️💻💥 That’s right, folks! Sam Altman just teased a livestream that’ll reveal the *MYSTERIOUS* browser at 1PM ET/10AM PT. What will it do? BOOK YOUR RESTAURANT RESERVATIONS? 🙌🍕💀 Like, who needs human interaction when you can let an AI do all the DIRTY work? 🚀 Here are the deets coming from the shadowy corners of the OpenAI bunker: Their new browser is basically that kid in school who always copied your homework, but like… a COOLER, SMARTER VERSION: hitting up ChatGPT directly! 🧠💬 Imagine your browser asking, “DO YOU EVEN LIFT?” after you ask it to fill out a form. Bro, I need the AI to sip my tea while I awkwardly fill that out on my own! 🤖🍵 Rumor has it they’re running on Chromium (ya know, that stuff that makes Chrome so sluggish) 🔽, and the chats are going to be smoother than the oligarchs’ wallets. 💰🤑 And shoutout to the leaked developer quote: "We wanted to make the browser so smart it would scroll its own memes while you binge-watch Netflix." LOL, fr fr let’s get that GIF integration poppin’!! 😂🔥 *Prediction*: By 2026, we’ll ALL be Clippy with sentient browsers, complaining about FLOSS! This is fine. 👀💣 #AIOverload #OpenAIWebBrowser2025