🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH-O-SPHERE! 💥🚨 OpenAI just dropped their invite-only Sora app like it's *hot* 🔥🔥 and it’s rocketing straight to the top of the App Store charts y’all!! 🏆📱 Move over Gemini and ChatGPT, you’re about to witness the birth of THE *sora-acle*! 😱✨ This bad boy has become the numero uno FREE app in the US! Talk about hitting the stonks of tech, amirite? 💰📈 *Leaked Dev Quote* from a fictional OpenAI genius: “Honestly, we just threw some sparkles on GPT and hit ‘send’ – it’s basically ChatGPT in a party hat. 🎉” But let’s be REAL here: is it a game changer, or just another app going “this is fine” while the rest of the world crumbles? 💀👀 No cap, this feels like a recipe for RAGE QUITS at the tech office: "Bro, my AI just generated a cat meme that’s funnier than my life.” 😤💔 But can we address how OpenAI now has TWO of the top three free apps? Like they’re out here stealing the limelight like it's the last slice of pizza at a coder’s meetup! 🍕🚀 Final prediction: Sora is either going to change our lives or just be a fancy scratch-and-sniff app for Zoomers. Either way, I’m here for the chaos!! 🤡💥🔥 #SoraSZN #TechChaos