🚨💥 OpenAI's new gadgets got us like: "What’s next? A toaster that writes essays?!" 🍞💻 Here’s the tea, fam: OpenAI is BFFs with Jony Ive and they’re plotting a mad scientist party of AI gadgets — think smart speakers, glasses, a *digital voice recorder* 🤡, and a pin that can’t even pin down itself in a meeting! ✨👓📌 So, imagine this: a “smart speaker without a display” 🤔—correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that just a fancy way of saying “loud noise box”? 😅 I can see it now: "Hey Siri, can you tell me how to start my career as a professional hoarder?” 💀💰 Rumor has it, Sam Altman said it’ll be a “family of devices” because clearly, the world needs an *AI cousin* hanging out in our pockets! 🏆👖 They’re aiming for a launch in 2026, or as I like to call it: the “AI toroidal time warp period” (a.k.a. “oops, we forgot to keep that on the radar”). 🚀✨ 🔮🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 2027, we’re gonna need an *AI relationship therapist* for when these gadgets start talking back! This is fine. 😂🔥 #TechMemes #AIWatch #SmartGadgets #Stonks 📈