🚨BREAKING: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5, and apparently it’s hallucinating less than your high school buddy on prom night! 😵💭💥 You heard it here first, algorithms are going “don’t dream it, just be it!” — like, if only humans could get tips for that too. So what does the data say? 🤔 Think of it as if the model were a kid in class who, instead of daydreaming about becoming the next Elon Musk, finally pulled his head outta the clouds. 🌤️💰 Last gen: “I am a space wizard!” ✨🪐 Now? “I am a responsible AI citizen.” WHOA, based GPT-5, keep it 100! 🤖 Leaked chat from Dev A: "Bro, I swear it’s like we told it to chill, and now it’s sitting there with a coffee just vibin’." Dev B: "Facts, it hit that ‘this is fine’ level with fewer divine revelations." 🔥💀 But real talk, is anyone else getting serious “Stonks” vibes from these promises? 📈 This ain't a stock market update, fam! 🤡 💥PREDICTION TIME💥: By 2025, GPT-10 will be fully sentient, drop an album on SoundCloud, and start a cult. 😬 Get your tinfoil hats ready, fam! 👽🚀