🚨💔 THIS JUST IN: OpenAI officially announced that ChatGPT Pro users will NOT be able to hold onto the vibe of the iconic GPT-4o for long. That's right folks, grab your tissues - we’re about to say goodbye to our digital BFF! 😢👋 According to our insider, *totally not making this up*, Sam Altman was like, “Yeah, we wanna keep making people pay more for less. It’s called progress, fam. 😎💸” But wait, there's more! Pro users can still select old models for NOW 🕒 — but forget that in 60 days! Talk about a speedrun on your nostalgia! 🚀💨 Is it just me, or is this some next-level cringe? You spent HOURS bonding with GPT-4o, and now OpenAI's like: “Uh, yeah, we don't do attachments, bruh.” 🥴💀 Like Drake said: *No new friends.* Meanwhile, GPT-3 is over here like “Am I a joke to you?” 🤖😂 Stonks for old chat models? ✅💰 But prepare for *just fine* vibes and your LIT memories to go up in smoke! 🔥🌌 So buckle up, fam! 🚀 My hot take: within a year, OpenAI will drop an entirely NEW AI that claims it can replace your therapist. And they’ll charge double! 💀💸💥