🚨💀 BREAKING: OpenAI CAUGHT VIBE GRAPHING! 😱📈💥 Yo fam, strap in 'cause last Thursday during the GPT-5 livestream, OpenAI played themselves hard. They pulled out some charts to flex their new model, and folks, let’s just say the only thing getting flexed was their ability to commit “unintentional chart crimes.” 🕵️‍♂️💔 Like, peep this: they had a graph for “deception evals across models” where GPT-5 is looking all spicy with a 50% deception rate, but it’s compared to their other model o3’s 47.4%, which somehow has a BIGGER bar?! 🤨🤡 Like, hello? This is *not* how math works, champ! Even OpenAI CEO Sam Altman jumped in, calling it a “mega chart screwup.” 🥴 But wait, there’s more: an OpenAI marketing intern probably just graduated from “Deep Learning for Dummies” and had to apologize for this “unintentional chart crime.” The real crime is that graph! #Cringe 😬💀 In the end, I’m convinced that this whole situation was just a wild PR stunt to distract us from the fact that GPT-5 still can’t figure out how to take out the trash. 🚮🔥 🔥🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: OpenAI will *officially* introduce "Vibe Graphing" as a service next week because it’s the new wave. Keep your stonks ready, fam! 🚀💰