🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT🚨💥: OpenAI just dropped a subpoena bomb on AI governance nonprofits Encode and CANI! 🤔💥 What’s next, a conspiracy with Elon Musk and Marky Z? Are they plotting to control our brains via TikTok dances?! 😂 💼💀 *LEAKED DEV QUOTE* from Nathan Calvin, Encode’s legal wizard: "I thought we were just sending emails, not signing up for a crypto-cult! 😱🤖" Sounds like someone needs a chill pill! #WTF So, what does this mean? 🤔 It’s like those Scooby-Doo episodes where they unmask the villain only to find it’s just “billionaire oil tycoons.” Drizzy Drake can be seen pointing, "Not the real villains, fam!" 😳🚫 For real though, this is more chaotic than a cat meme with 1,000 shares! 💯🔥 Tech bros and their billion-dollar playgrounds need to chill and stop involving us in their real-life Hunger Games, fr fr. Prediction alert! 👽💥 In 2030, we’ll have Elon teaching AI classes where he explains how to evade subpoenas like a pro! "Stonks will rise, but so will cringe levels!" 📈🤡 This is fine… but also not fine. 💩💀 Share this fervent chaos NOW!