🚨🛠️ BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just dropped $6.5 billion (yep, BILLION with a B, no cap 💰💸) on Jony Ive’s design baby, 'io', and let me tell you, this is the biggest glow-up since my middle school haircut! 🤡😂 But wait, it gets spicier than a TikTok cooking video gone wrong! 🔥📈 Their Twitter announcement? SCRUBBED. Like, I’m pretty sure Sam Altman is out here playing hide-and-seek with their own posts. “This is fine” *jogs* while the trademark lawsuit from Google’s moonshot factory has got everyone seething. 😱💔 Rumors are swirling that Jony may have just designed these AI chips to look like the next-gen iPhone 😍📱 but let’s be real: if they don't come with a *tertiary* emoji keyboard, are they even worth it? 🤖💀 “Honestly,” said a *totally real* developer at OpenAI, “we just want our AI to LOOK as good as it THINKS.” 🤯 Meanwhile, your grandma’s hearing aid is out here getting ready to sue the vibes! 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, AI hardware will be so advanced, it’ll be able to run on your soul and read your deepest insecurities. Keep your wallets ready, fam! 🚀💥 #Stonks #MemeChaos #BasedNews