🚨🌌 *BREAKING NEWS (and no, I'm not talking about your crush ghosting you)* 🌌🚨 OpenAI and Oracle are teaming up like Batman and Robin but in a sci-fi flick 🤖💥 to build the biggest AI data center in Texas, because why not? 🌵🔥 We're talking 4.5 gigawatts of data center capacity! That's enough power to make your grandma’s toaster feel like a black hole. 🥴🥪 Yo, this $30 billion per year deal sounds like they’re trying to corner the market on silicon chips and caffeine for all those coder penguins, fr fr. The new “Stargate” infrastructure is setting up shop in Abilene (you know, that Texas town nobody can locate on a map 🗺️👀). Seriously, what’s next? A data center built from taco trucks? 🌮💰 💬 *“We're basically building Skynet but prettier,”* said a totally real but unnamed source at OpenAI. 🤣 And let’s be real, if this doesn’t lead to AI-generated cowboy memes, are we even living? 🤠💀 Hot take: In 5 years, AI will rule Texas and we’ll be trading sweet tea for digital NFTs like "Billionaire Cowboy Cats!" 🚀🤠✨ #DataCenterGoals #StonkThat