🚨🤖👀 *BREAKING: Former OpenAI Wizards Launch $80M Spell Factory!!* 🌈✨ So, y’all remember that time OpenAI was like "Hey, let's scare everyone with GPT-3?" Well, THREE of their former tech sorcerers were like, "Hold my potion! 🍹" and just conjured up a brand new startup called Applied Compute. 🤯💸 They snagged a whopping $80 million in funding from the Silicon Valley Avengers: Benchmark, Sequoia, and Lux. I guess they’re finally funding something that isn’t just memes and cat photos! 🐱💻 These brainiacs are aiming to whip up custom AI models for enterprises, like a tech-savvy catering service but for algorithms. 🍽️💻 They didn’t drop their valuation though—classic tech move, amirite?! It’s like when your friend orders a half-baked pizza and expects you to just *know* how much it is; stop the cap! 🍕🧢 💬 *Leaked quote from a founder*: “We wanted to create something more personalized than my ex’s dating profile 🤡💔.” Meanwhile, investors are just sitting there like Drake pointing at the money they threw at this startup. 💰👀 🔥🧠 *HOLD UP! Prediction time!* In five years, Applied Compute will be leading the AI revolution, and other firms will be like, “This is fine” while their servers explode. 🤯🚀 Watch out, folks! The algorithmic apocalypse is nigh! Share this chaos or your grandma will think you're still using dial-up! 🌀😜 #Stonks #TechChaos #MemesSaveLives