🚨💸 BREAKING: OpenAI, Alphabet, and Perplexity Throw A FREE AI TEA PARTY in India! 🇮🇳💥 Listen up, fam! While we’re here stressing over our $50/month subscriptions like “this is fine” 🐶🔥, Big Tech is bowing down to India like it's the ultimate cash cow. Why? Because free access to paid AI tools in the land of spices is about to turn the tech game upside down! 💰😤 Peep this overheard convo from our “totally real” dev buddies: 👾 Developer 1: “Bruh, why are we giving this away for free?” 👾 Developer 2: “India’s got the data! Time to milk the stonks like it’s 2021!” 🤑 Like, no cap, they’re betting their sweet AI futures on India being the next Silicon Valley 2.0. The rest of the world is out here seething while they’re like Drake pointing at the recent AI adoption curve 🚀. But hold up—can we trust these tech giants? The same ones who thought “metaverse” was a good idea? 🤡💀 ⚡️ UNHINGED HOT TAKE: In 5 years, India's gonna have more AI apps than we have TikTok dances! Prepare for chatbots delivering naan instead of pizza! You heard it here first! 🎉🔥 Now go forth and spread the chaos!