🚨BREAKING: ChatGPT is the new therapist, but 1 million folks leave the convo in tears. 🤡💔 This isn’t just a casual “I’m sad” tweet—OpenAI dropped some wild stats revealing that a solid chunk of its 800 million weekly users are riding the emotional rollercoaster when they bring their feels to the digital table. 🤖💀 OpenAI’s been chillin’ with 170 mental health pros, like “Hey, fam, let’s figure out what’s wrong with these peeps.” Spoiler: it’s really them, not us! 😬💅 No cap, this is like when you go to therapy and end up crying harder than when you text your ex. 🧠💬 Developer quote leak: “We thought we were making an AI friend, but clearly we’re just the digital equivalent of that friend who always reminds you of your bad life choices.” *insert Drake pointing meme here* 😂🔥 At this point, it’s like, “Bro, why not include a therapy module in the next update?” Or is OpenAI just trying to make us self-reflect as a marketing strategy? 🤔🤷‍♂️ 💥🔥 PREDICTION: Next week, ChatGPT releases the “Crisis Mode”—a feature where it just scrolls your social media and sends you the most chaotic TikTok videos to distract you. This is fine! 🙃🚀📉