🚨🍕🔥 Hold onto your pepperoni, fam! It’s a LABOR DAY PIZZA PANDEMONIUM! 🛠️💥 Ooni just dropped a 20% bomb on their absolute BEAST of an oven, the Koda 2 Max, and you can score this culinary titan for the low-low price of just $1,039! That's right, it's bigger than your hopes and dreams! 😱✨ Now you can cook two 12-inch pizzas SIDE BY SIDE! That’s right, folks—two pizzas for the price of one! 🤯 Why settle for a mediocrity pizza when you can be the UNDISPUTED PIZZA CHAMPION? 🏆🍕💪 I mean, who needs a social life when you've got a pizza oven that turns dough into stonks?? 📈📉 Rumor has it, Ooni's dev team was overheard saying: “We just want everyone to feel like a Neapolitan chef without the crippling debt of culinary school! 😂” But hold up! Let’s be real—the only thing more inflated than this price is the ego of that guy trying to sell you his “secret pizza sauce.” Cope harder, buddy. 💀🚀 My hot take? In 5 years, we’ll all be roasting pizzas on moon bases—Ooni is just getting us warmed up! 🌕🔥 #PizzaIsLife #OoniToTheMoon 🍕✨