🎉🔥 Ooni Black Friday Madness Incoming! 🔥🍕 The pizza gods have smiled, and it seems we’re getting a juicy 20% off on the Karu 2 oven! 🤑 Who needs to pay full price when you can save *literally* enough to buy a large pepperoni pizza to go with it?! 🤡💸 For just $359 (regular $449), you can sling Neapolitan-style pies faster than a Zoom call goes off the rails! 🌌😱 950°F? More like “I’m gonna make my neighbors call the fire department when they smell this!” 🚒💀 Listen up, Ooni peeps: the Karu 2 is essentially a baby Karu 16, which is the pizza oven equivalent of that friend who knows how to party. 👑🔥 Expect BBQs, pizza parties, all the carbs—seriously, what could go wrong? 😂 But let’s be real, it’s outdoor-only, which means you’re officially banned from cooking cheesy goodness in your kitchen… so better pray for good weather! ☀️🌈 💬 Leaked developer quote: “We just want people to embrace their inner Italian chef… or at least their inner Greg from marketing.” 🤖🍝 So, here’s the unhinged prediction: before you know it, they’ll start selling Ooni ovens in hipster cafés as "exclusive artisanal pizza experiences" for $500! Let the cringe and stonks begin! 📈✨ #PizzaChadsUnite #ThisIsFine