🚨🚨 Y’all!! BREAKING: I dove into the rabbit hole 🍕🍔 of AI food scanning apps for a whopping 6 WEEKS 🤯 and lemme tell you, #UltraProcessedFoods are basically the T-Rex of nutrition—DAAAAANGER!! 🦖🔥 So here’s the tea ☕️: My AI buddy (let’s call it "Dude, Just Eat Some Salad" 🤖🥗) tried to convince me that gummy bears 🍬 are a food group. (C’mon bro, I KNOW they ain’t made from real fruit 💩!) The dietitian I consulted was like “You do know those are basically just colorful sugar bombs, right?” and I was like, “K but what about my stonks??” 📈💰 🤡 Imagine chatting with an AI that assigns risk levels to your snacks like it’s doing a Tinder swipe: *Danger: High - Swipe Left* ♥️❌ on those Cheez-Its, fam! Meanwhile, I’m just sitting here like “This is fine 🐶🔥” while my food choices tell me to *cope harder*. Leaked Quote from my AI BFF: “Bro, Twinkies are literally just time capsules of regret.” 😂😱 So here’s the hot take: in 2 years, we’ll be using AI chefs to meal-prep while we sit on our couches with a mountain of ultra-processed junk like it’s a crypto investment. Bet? 💀🚀 Share this if you’re ready to watch the food industry burn! 🔥