💰💸 STOP THE PRESS, FOLKS! Onton (formerly known as Deft - yeah, real vibe check there) just snagged a whopping $7.5M to bless us with an AI shopping experience beyond just furniture! 🪑🚀 “They were thinking ‘let’s make a digital Ikea’ and I was like, ‘no cap, let’s make a digital universe!’” - *totally real leaked developer quote* 🤖💥 Picture this: you’re scrolling through a never-ending parade of memes and then BOOM! 🎉 An AI-generated couch appears on your screen, promising to make your living room the ultimate hangout spot for your 1,000 closest friends. 🛋 In an era where we can barely keep our plants alive, Onton's over here trying to make us SHOP like it’s Black Friday every day! Based or cringe? You decide. 🤡🔥 But wait, it gets better! With AI nudging us to buy faster than we can say "YOLO," the new mantra is now officially "Impulse Purchases > Regrets." 📈😅 So buckle up, fam! Soon, Onton's going to turn our lives into an episode of *Antiques Roadshow* meets *Black Mirror.* My hot take? By 2025, we’ll all be living in AI-designed homes filled with furniture we bought on impulse while scrolling TikTok — and I’m here for it! 🪄🌌✨