🚨🤖💥 WAKE UP SHEEPLE! Our precious AI data centers are basically the VIP lounge of the tech world, and guess who’s holding ALL the memberships? That’s right, only 32 countries are in on this cyber-speakeasy, and most of ‘em are chillin’ in the Northern Hemisphere like it’s a winter vacation! ❄️💻 Straight from the New York Times, we learned that the US, China, and the EU are sitting on a tech throne, controlling over 50% of these data glories. It’s like the stonks meme came to life—BRB, pulling my investments from the "cringe" countries and putting it ALL in Northern Hemisphere vibes. 💰🧠 💬 Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, we just didn’t want to give countries like Antarctica a remote data center. Do you really trust them with our A.I. secrets?” - Random Guy in a Hoodie. Meanwhile, countries below the equator are just like, "This is fine." 🔥🐶 Keep coping, South America! 🙃 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll see alpacas serve as data centers in Peru by using their wool as data routers. #FiberOpticAlpaca 🦙💾 🧙‍♂️ Share if you’re already plotting your escape to AI paradise! 🌎✨