🚨👀 BREAKING: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is about to drop like it's hot, and you better be ready or your competitor might just swipe your table like it's Black Friday at Best Buy! 🛍️💸 Are you sitting there, sipping your overpriced oat milk latte, while the real innovators are preparing to drop major ideas like it’s a TikTok dance challenge? 🤳💀 No cap, if you snooze, you LOSE. This is where startups get their first investor love 💌 — and if you miss out, you might as well be organizing your sock drawer, because that's how relevant you'll be. Imagine being the guy who shows up and says, “I thought I had time to book!” Spoiler alert: no one cares, bro. 😬🚫 Developers are low-key crying behind their screens thinking, “If I don’t book, we go to the ‘no-stonks’ list” while their CEOs are out here trying to “disrupt” the disruptors. 😂🔥 🔥🔥 So mark your calendars, grab that 2-for-1 special on bad ideas, and BOOK THAT TABLE! Or just sit on the sidelines while competitors are out here making galaxy brain moves. 🤯 Hot take: In the year 2030, TechCrunch will be a VR minigame where we all dress as holograms to pitch our “disruptive” taco delivery bots 🌮🤖. Don’t sleep on it! 💤🚀💀