🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨🚨 Only 2 DAYS LEFT to save yo’ momma’s money 💰 on the ticket for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! Can you smell the startup desperation? 🤡💀 For just a couple days more, you can snag a ticket for the low price of “Are you really spending this much to mingle with people with more WiFi than social skills?” 😂 Mark your calendars for October 27–29, when Moscone West becomes the “get rich or cry trying” zone for 10,000 tech junkies 🤖🚀! That's right, it's basically Woodstock for the Silicon Valley elite, only instead of peace and love, you get PowerPoint presentations and existential crises! Leaked Developer Quote: “Honestly, I’d rather stick hot glue in my eyeballs than go to another networking event, but I’m trying to network my way to a unicorn.” 🦄💼 So are you gonna level up your startup dreams like Drake pointing? Or are you gonna sofa-surf while your peers are out there making stonks? 📈🔥 Prediction: By the end of this event, there’s a 50/50 chance someone will pitch a “new” social media app that’s literally just an inbox for carrying DMs written in Morse code. This is fine. 🥴✨ #DisruptOrDie #ChaoticNetworking #MemeYourWayToTheTop