🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 💥🚨: CEO of The Onion, Ben Collins, is on a mission to *keep it 100* and take print media from crippling cringe to WILD STONKS! 📰😂🙌 He’s like the *Drake pointing* meme but instead of music, he’s vibing with newspapers. 🤓🔥 In a recent convo at the Uncanny Valley (where we all agree nothing good ever happens), our man Collins dished out that vibes like *“going into something and not ruining it is bravery”* - kinda like walking into a room filled with people arguing about GameStop 🦸‍♂️💰. But WAIT, the plot thickens! 🌐🕵️‍♂️ Word on the street (read: a totally legit Instagram story) says COLLINS is considering buying Infowars! 🚀🤯 Now that’s a crossover we never asked for (Star Wars + Sharknado, anyone?). The Onion + Infowars = this is fine dog in a burning house meme level of chaotic. 🔥👀 So what's next? 🤔 *LEAKED QUOTE* from a developer: “If we make memes about conspiracy theories, is it really bad? Asking for a friend.” 🙈 Prediction time: In 2025, newspapers will be the new NFTs, and we’ll all be printed out as memes. 💀💫🔥 The cringe is REAL, folks. Buckle up! 🦖