🚨✨ BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TIME DILDO (AKA Tech World) ✨🚨 Hold the phone, folks! 📱💥 OnePlus just dropped a YOLO bomb on our faces like it's 2019! Get ready for the OnePlus Watch 3 in 43mm - because who doesn’t want a watch that’s like a Pixel Watch but 0% more exciting?! 🤡💀 🎉👀 Peep this THICC 1.32-inch display! I mean, sure, it's NOT an IMAX screen 🤷‍♂️, but it will let you check your missed calls from the dentist while you’re pretending to care about the time! ⏰✨ Some tech guru (probably named Chad) on the dev team was quoted saying, "We basically just made a smaller version of what we already have. Stonks? More like ‘stonks but why?’” 💀🔥 Just imagine the confidence! And can we talk about the weight? 🚀 It weighs as much as a Pixel Watch, which is like saying a potato is as heavy as another potato. No cap, who even asked for this? 🤦‍♀️ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, I predict OnePlus will merge with a paperclip manufacturer to create a Document Watch™ that literally JUST shows you how many spreadsheets are unorganized. Fr fr, watch your back, Apple! This is the future of fashion! 💅👽💰 Time to meme this abomination into the stratosphere, fam! 🚀💯 #OnePlusWatch3 #HypeBeastOrBust #TimeIsMoney ✨