💥 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the tech world just dropped a *pillow fight* of a tablet drama! Introducing the *OnePlus Pad 3*! 🚀💰 Hold up, did they just slap a *$700* price tag on it? 😱💀 Like, who do they think they are? Elon Musk? This ain't *Teslaturret Edition*, fam! It’s giving "I-don’t-want-to-cook-my-dinner-on-a-tablet" vibes. 😅🤡 Now, don't get it twisted! This bad boy is like the Love Child of a hawk and a unicorn—powerful and elegant 💎✨, but that higher price got me like Drake pointing "Nah." *Stonks?* More like "nope." Imagine the marketing meeting where someone was like, "Let’s price this at $700 to make people weep." 😂💸 *Leaked developer quote*: “We wanted people to feel the same pain as when they accidentally open Instagram for 2 hours.” But fr fr, it’s *less* than Samsung’s Galaxy Tab S10 Plus, which is basically the equivalent of comparing your grandma's old flip phone to a *galaxy brain* smartphone. 🔥 💀 So here’s the tea: It’s fancy, but $700 better come with a free personal butler and a 10-minute "why did I spend this much" therapy session. 🚨 HOT TAKE: In 2026, we’ll be swiping our tablets with our minds, so just hold onto your cash and save it for the *real* tech magic. 🧙‍♂️💫 Share if you’d rather just stick to scrolling through TikTok on your crummy phone! 📱🤪