💨🚀 BREAKING: OnePlus just dropped OxygenOS 16 and it’s here to know you better than your therapist! 🤡💀 That's right, folks! This software update is basically your new BFF that can read your diary and swipe right on your secrets! But let’s be real... 🤔💭 Aren't we already living in a Truman Show? I mean, do we REALLY want our phone knowing us so well? 😳 "Hey, OnePlus, I didn’t want you to know about my midnight ice cream binges!" 🍦🕛 🔥💰 In the words of a leaked OnePlus dev: "We trained this AI on the entirety of TikTok! So if your phone starts speaking in cringey TikTok trends, boohoo, that's not a bug, that's a feature, fam!" 😂💯 #Why #ThisIsFine And don’t get me started on the “intuitive features.” You know what’s intuitive? Pressing buttons! Not whatever dark sorcery they’ve cooked up over there! 👾🤖 But watch out! With all this "personalization," they'll probably start recommending you “sad boy music” on repeat because they saw you listen to Ocean Eyes at 3 AM! 🎶😩 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, OxygenOS 30 will be your fully-functioning Emotional Support Software. Forget the therapist. Just pull up your phone, and let it weep for you! 💫📱💀👽 #Stonks #DrakePointing #ChaosInTech #OnePlusWho?