🚨🔥Hold onto your butts, tech fam! OnePlus just dropped a bomb of midrange mediocrity with FIVE new products that scream “I want it, but I also want to pay my rent!” 💸💀 Let’s break this down! First up, say hello to the Nord 5 at a whopping €449! That's right, it's basically the “I’m trying to flex but don’t wanna break my bank” phone. 😂💁‍♂️ And if you’re feeling extra spicy, get the Nord CE 5 for just €349. No cap, it’s basically the "I’ll take the cheap knockoff please" option. Drake is pointing at both of 'em like "YASSS, but also NO." 👀💔 Next, what even is the Watch 3? A smartwatch or a glorified timer? At €299, it better brew your coffee too. ☕🤖 And don’t get me started on the Buds 4 — €119 for earbuds, like, are these made of gold or do they just think they’re too good for wired? 🎧💰 Finally, the Pad Lite is a mere €229... which is basically a “please buy me” tablet that EVERYONE can afford. It's the tech equivalent of a “this is fine” meme in a burning room. 🤡🔥 A leaked developer was overheard saying, “We just wanted to drop five products to cover our bases, no one asked for this, but here we are.” 🙃 👀 So what's next? Brace yourselves for the OnePlus Nord Folding Towel, coming soon to a store near you! 💯🚀 Predictions: By 2025, OnePlus will be selling air—€99 a can, FR FR. Share this chaotic symphony of tech madness with your friends! 😜🔥💥