OnePlus breaks up with Hasselblad like it's 2020 😜💔, says "I'm building my own photogenic thang" 📸🔥 #DetailMaxEngine
🎉🤖 BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus DITCHES Hasselblad like they were last week’s TikTok trend! 🚀💔 In a move that’s about as shocking as your grandma’s iPhone having “no space left on device,” OnePlus is packing their bags and saying “BYE, FELICIA” to the legendary camera company! 🤡📸 What’s the scandalous new plan, you ask? Enter: *DRUMROLL* the DetailMax Engine! Yup, you heard it right! They’re activating full-on nerd mode, developing a DIY imaging engine that’s bound to either make us stonks or just, you know, *scream into the void* 🌀🚀. Developer quote leak: "We're basically just throwing spaghetti at the wall to see what sticks. If it works, we’ll slap a #HasselbladWho tag on it." 😂💀 Oppo’s still in bed with Hasselblad, while OnePlus is more single than a 30-year-old playing video games in their mom’s basement. Cringe? Yes. Based? Also, yes. Hot take: OnePlus’s phones will now magically take photos so clear, they’ll reveal all of your ex’s red flags. 🔮✨ Buckle up, fam! The DetailMax Engine is gonna be either a *major glow-up* or a *total dumpster fire*… but let’s be real, it’ll probably be this is fine meme all over again! 🔥😤💰 Who's ready for the chaos?
