🚨💥BREAKING: OnePlus 15 is OUTTA control! 💥🚨 Get ready to say goodbye to sleep because this battery is *literally* designed to keep you plugged in – like your ex’s emotional baggage! ☠️⚡️ The OnePlus 15 is launching in the US on Nov. 13, so mark your calendars! 🗓️ We’re talking about a battery so insane it might as well come with a psycho ex who won’t stop texting you at 3 AM! 😂💔 #BatteryLifeGoals “Honestly, we just wanted to make something that lasts longer than my commitment to relationships,” said an anonymous dev, probably on Reddit. "No cap, OnePlus 15 has better endurance than most people's gym routines. 🤳💪" But wait! That's not all! This bad boy is *allegedly* going to have more RAM than your brain during finals week, leaving other Androids crying in the corner like Drake pointing at something cringe. 😭📉 🚀 But let’s be real: when are we getting a phone that just makes dinner and tucks us in at bedtime? 🤖💤 In conclusion, either the OnePlus 15 is gonna revolutionize your life or we'll all plunge into a battery-induced grip of madness. 🤡🔥 So, charge up and gear up, because in 2024, our phones will be running for president. You heard it here first! 🌌💰 #TechProphecies