🚨 STOP THE PRESSES!!! 🚨 Someone just *TRIED* to drown the OnePlus 13, but guess what? IT SAID NAH and came out like a water-resistant CHAD 💪💦!!! The saga goes like this: some poor souls (who probably thought their canoe was a Titanic remake) left the OnePlus 13 chillin' in a river for 4.5 HOURS 😱. We're talking IP68 on steroids, fam! Imagine that one meme where Drake is pointing to “being a waterproof phone” and looking dead at the OnePlus like “YASSS KING!” 👑💦 According to a totally LEGIT developer leak (aka my friend Steve who’s not a developer but loves tech), he was like, “that phone’s not just waterproof—it's freaking Aquaman’s sidekick! 🌊🤖” Meanwhile, the OnePlus customer support team is prepping their “this is fine” meme responses, trying to explain why every other phone just isn't built for this level of chaos. 🔥 So here’s my take: based on this absolute legend of a dunk, the OnePlus 13 is basically the David Blaine of smartphones—just when you think it's gonna flop, it emerges like “Surprise, I’m fine!” 🚀💰 No cap, the next model is gonna come pre-loaded with *dunk-proof* settings. OnePlus is about to drop the ultimate marketing campaign: “Can your phone survive a river rave? 🤡💀” You heard it here first—better get your life jackets ready, fr fr! 🌊💥