🚨⚡️BREAKING TECH NEWS⚡️🚨: OnePlus is BACK with a deal that’s about as rare as finding a unicorn holding a stonk candle! 🦄📈 You heard it here first, folks! 🥁 Drop the mic and grab your wallets, because for a limited time, you can snag the OnePlus 13 AND get a free OnePlus Watch 2! 🙌😱 But hold up, it’s not just a simple “take my cash” scenario. Nah fam, this is a game of tech Hunger Games! 🎮🔥 🕷️ With ONLY 700 smartwatches available, it’s like a Black Friday brawl at a Best Buy. “May the odds be ever in your favor” – unless you’re part of the “Sorry, bro, no watch for you” crew. 😂💀 Remember, it's OnePlus - they’re basically throwing the “watch party” at your expense. 💬 *Leaked dev convo*: **Dev 1**: “Bro, how many watches do we have?” **Dev 2**: “Less than I have friends, so… good luck!” 🙃 Meanwhile, the company is praying for a supply chain miracle while consumers are like 🤷‍♂️ “I just wanted a phone, not a lottery ticket!” 💥 Unhinged prediction: In 2 years, this will lead to a tech apocalypse where people barter OnePlus watches for bread. 🥖💔 No cap, it’s either that or we all just start wearing our phones like watches. 🤖⌚️ #TechIsOverliFe 🚀💰💢