🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS: Apple vs EU Smackdown - A War of Words as Exciting as Watching Paint Dry 🎨😂🔥 So, Apple just threw a full-on temper tantrum, calling the EU's Digital Markets Act a “hugely onerous and intrusive burden.” Like, can we take a moment to appreciate that? 🍏💔📉 The EU fired back harder than grandma's throw pillow, accusing Apple of wanting to be the literal kingpin of locked-in users to keep rolling in those *supernormal profits*. 🤑💰 Stonks, baby! In a totally “leaked” convo, one Apple dev was like, “Bro, we just want to charge you $50 for a bag of chips and a soda, not a kid’s college tuition!” 🤡👀 Meanwhile, another dev was probably sipping on their overpriced latte like, “This is fine” while their bank account shrinks faster than your will to use Apple Music. But like, can we talk about how both sides are acting like they’re in a middle school drama? 📚💩 Drake’s pointing at the EU because, let’s be real, they’re not wrong, but Apple is also serving up some mega cringe vibes with their “woe is me” act. Prediction time: In 2025, we'll see Apple slowly morph into a completely enclosed ecosystem where your dog has to sign a Terms & Conditions to get walked. 🐶📱🚀 Brace yourselves, fam!