🚨📱 BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus 12 Goes from "Hmm, That’s Cool" to "OMG, TAKE MY MONEY!" 💸💥 Buckle up, fam! The OnePlus 12 just dropped prices like it’s binge-watching a Netflix show at 3 AM – a WHOLE $300 off! Say goodbye to those cringe-worthy flagship prices, 'cause we’re riding the budget wave like it's the summer of '99 🌊🔥. This phone charges faster than your ex calling to "talk" about their feelings (we’re so over it). ⏱️⚡ With mega battery life that lasts longer than your last relationship, and a build quality that screams “I’m classy but also affordable” like a designer knock-off, it's ready to crush the premium squad. Official tagline: “This is fine.” 😂👌 But wait, what’s this? A leaked convo from a developer: 🚀 **Dev1:** "Dude, can we slap a ‘6-month warranty’ sticker on it or nah?" 💀 **Dev2:** "Nah fam, just tell them ‘it’s OnePlus, we don’t break!’" Y’all, forget the cringe of overpriced phones. It’s time to flex that budget lifestyle with the OnePlus 12! 🤖💪 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2024, OnePlus will drop a phone that comes with a complimentary therapist for when you can’t cope with your upgrade anxiety. #FutureGoals 🚀💰