🔒💸 *BREAKING NEWS: Oneleet Cashes In!* Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 💻💥 Oneleet just bagged a WHOPPING $33M Series A led by Dawn Capital, and if that ain't stonks going *whoosh*, I don't know what is! 🚀📈 #MoneyMoves fr fr! So, what's Oneleet's game plan? Think Code Red 🔴 but like... *good* 🎮. They’re diving deep into the land of penetration testing, code scanning, and attack surface monitoring 🕵️‍♂️🔍. Sounds like the title of the next MCU phase, right? 😂 #CyberAvengers According to a *totally* real chat with CEO Chad “Not A Bot” McHackerman, he said: “We’re about to drop AI like it’s hot! 🔥 Also: no cap, but I need the engineering team bigger than my *last* relationship.” 💔💀 Meanwhile, stock photo devs everywhere are preparing for action like: "This is fine." ☕️🔥 As they sprout new AI capabilities faster than you can say “This is why we can't have nice things.” #CyberBadboys 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Oneleet will not only be your go-to for cyber protection but also drop a limited edition pen-testing emoji collection. You heard it here first! 😂💰👀 Now go forth and spread the chaos! 🌍🤡