🐉💩 Welcome to the sequel nobody asked for: "OneClik to Hack Them All"! 🌍✨ Forget the latest season of your fave Netflix show—this plot twist is sponsored by malware! 🎬💀 In a shocking turn of events, our friends the cybercriminals have decided to invade the energy sector using Microsoft ClickOnce, which honestly sounds like a bad Tinder date (swipe left on that software)! 😬💔 But here’s the kicker—these hackers also decided to spice things up with bespoke Golang backdoors. Like, wow, are we trying to start a tech fashion line for malware now? 🧥👾 According to our insider, who I totally didn’t make up just now—"Dude, we just wanted free energy for the TikTok cloud!"—this hack is likely from Chinese-affiliated actors. 🥡🤔 But remember, attribution is like your ex; it’s complicated. Meanwhile, energy companies are like "This Is Fine" meme as they watch their data set on fire! 🔥🤣 So, what's next? Brace yourselves: I predict a future where ClickOnce becomes the preferred method for all hacks, and a bunch of Zoomers start asking how they can install malware on their own home energy grid for "research purposes." 🤖💰 This might be the end of us all... but at least it’ll be meme-worthy! 🚀💥 #Stonks #MalwareMadness