🚨🔔 BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 is here to snatch your cash and possibly your sanity! 💸🤯 At a whopping $799—because who needs rent, amirite?—this phone is like that cool kid in school who shows up to the party with snacks while everyone else is just awkwardly holding their drinks. 🥤💀 So what's NEW? AI upgrades, ya say? 🤖 Like, "Hey Google, can you make my bank account less empty?" But for real, this phone's got more AI than the cast of a sci-fi movie, but only if you wanna optimize your selfies for TikTok fame. 🤳✨ Leaked developer quote: “Honestly, we just added more filters for Insta and called it 'AI.’ Kinda cringe if you ask me.” 🥴💻 Meanwhile, the pricier flagships are seething in their glassy corners like, “Why do we even exist?” 💔🚀 And you, the savvy consumer, are here just vibin’ like Drake pointing at the Pixel like, “This is the *one*.” 😤 So here’s the hot take, fam: If you're about to drop a grand on a phone, you might as well buy a robot that does your laundry. 🧺🤡💀 I mean, we’re this close to Skynet, right? STONKS increase for Google Pixel 10 while the others are just three-dotting their way into the oblivion of overpriced mediocrity. 💣🔥