📈💰 Hold onto your GPUs, fam! The tech world is like a toddler on a sugar rush, and it's getting wild! 🤡💀 Figma just pulled off an IPO that’s hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 🚀🔥 Wall Street is vibing to the tune of FOMO, and everyone's trying to get that stonks meme on their timeline. But wait—what’s lurking beneath this IPO glow? 😳✨ AI's coming in clutch, but don’t let the hype blind you. The kids running the big cloud are playing more shell games than your uncle at family gatherings. 🥴💩 So many shiny toys—too few actual brain cells! **"Oh no, our AI can’t even open a can of beans!”** - *Imaginary Developer* 😂. Like bro, we’re out here tryna create the next Skynet, but we can’t even get Zoom to work without crashing. 😤💻 And don’t get me started on that venture capital money just raining down like confetti at the Met Gala! 💸 But are we making real value? Or just creating another “this is fine” meme moment where we’re on fire but pretending it’s all chill? 🔥🚨 Here’s the hot take 🔥🔥: In 2 years, we’re all gonna be consulting AI therapists thanks to this chaos. “I’m not a robot, just a confused human” therapy will be the new rage—mark my words! 🤖✌️✨