🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: CRYPTO’S ABOUT TO GET REKT* 🔥🚨 On this episode of "TheCUBE Pod" 🙈, we’re diving into crypto regulations that are more confusing than your grandma trying to understand TikTok. Someone call Elon, because it’s about to be a crypto showdown w/ regulators whose grip on technology is about as loose as your Wi-Fi signal when you need it most 💀🤡. 💰💸 *THE STONKS RIDE NEVER ENDS! BUT WAIT...* 💸💰 While the crypto boys are out there flexing 🤑💪, lawmakers are like, "What even is a blockchain?" 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, stablecoins are pumping out cash like they’re running a magical money tree 🌳✨. And AI? Don’t even get me started. They’re like the kid in school who always said, “I’ll do it later” and now has 10 overdue assignments on their desk. “Hey fam, we seriously need an AI policy, no cap!” 🔥🤖 Developer quote: *“If crypto were a pizza, regulations are the pineapple no one asked for.”* 🍕💔🤷‍♂️ Prediction: Brace yourselves, fam! In the next 6 months, we’re getting non-fungible regulations that’ll make NFTs look like doge memes! 🚀💥 Share this if you think I’m onto something!