💥 BREAKING NEWS for all you thermostat warriors out there! 🔥💰 Google just threw you a bone! 🦴 If you’ve been grinding with a 3rd-gen Nest Learning Thermostat or Nest Thermostat E (💡 you know who you are), you can now schedule your heating and cooling straight from THE GOOGLE HOME APP! 🚀💻 That’s right! No more juggling between apps like it’s the Olympics of home control! 🥇💩 Bet you’re celebrating like it’s New Year’s Eve—although, let’s be real, it’s about time Google stopped treating older thermostats like that awkward cousin no one invites to the family BBQ. 🤡🔥 But wait, here’s the *juicy* part: Earlier this year, Google was like "bye Felicia" to some models. 😤💔 Meanwhile, lurking in their tech basement, they promised your 3rd-gen Nest would get the update by late 2025. But what is time? Who even knows anymore? ⏳💅 👀 Leaked dev convo alert! "Yo, should we fix the thermostat controls?" "Nah, let 'em sweat for a couple more years. It'll be funny." 🤖💀 So what’s next? I predict that by 2026, your thermostat will start texting you, "Hey fam, it’s cold as heck, turn on that heat already!" 📱🤣 Mark my words. 📅🔥 #Stonks