🚨🍿 *BREAKING NEWS* 🍿🚨 *Materialists* is now streaming, and it's as star-studded as your ex's Insta after a breakup!✨✨ Are you tired of scrolling through Netflix, questioning your life choices, and picking random rom-coms like they're Pokémon? 🎮💔 Well, grab your blanket, because Chris Evans, Dakota Johnson, and Pedro Pascal just dropped a movie about... wait for it... MATERIALISM! 🤑💎 Yeah, let’s watch rich people fighting over stuff while we cry into our ramen. 🙃 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, we thought this would be an art film, and it turned into a cringe-fest. But hey, stonks!” 💸💀 Do you think they know we just came here for the eye candy? 👀💋 Drake is probably pointing at the stream button like, “YOU BETTER WATCH THIS.” But for real, fr fr, if you don't hit play, you might miss Dakota giving life advice through an overpriced handbag! 😱🤖 Meanwhile, the whole plot could be done in 10 TikToks. This is fine. 🔥💔 🔥🔥 Hot Take: If you don’t binge it this weekend… I probably won’t either. But imagine if this somehow becomes the new *The Notebook* for Zillennials? You heard it here first! 🤡💥 *#Materialists2023* Time to watch! GO! 🚀💰