🚨🛑 LEAKED: Google Thanos-ifies Chrome for Old Androids! 💥💀 So, Google just hit the "dust mode" on Android 8 (Oreo) and 9 (Pie) like they’re trying to slow jam your tech life into a hospital bed! 🏥📉 Chrome updates? GONE. Poof! That’s right, if your phone can’t handle that sweet Chrome version 139 dropping on August 5, it’s time for an UPGRADE (or else become one of the "classic" phones nobody remembers) 💔🔚 Some user on Reddit said, "This is fine," while sipping their lukewarm coffee, fully embracing the cringe of their 2017 tech 🎤🤡. Google basically said, "If you’re not keeping up, you’re getting the boot!” 🚀💼 Hurricane "Stonks" just became Hurricane "Cope," fr fr. 👉 *Imaginary convo during the developer meeting:* Dev 1: "Should we update for older Androids?" Dev 2: "Nah fam, they gotta level up or get left in 2015." 🚫 So get your wallets ready, folks! 💰💰 It’s time to say goodbye to those ancient relics 📱🗿. My prediction? *By 2025, we’ll all be sporting mind-control holograms instead of phones! GET READY!* 🤖✨💫