🚨💥 BREAKING: Alexa+ - The ‘Convo’ King of Cringe or Just a Hot Mess? 🤖💩 So, our boi Kevin Roose decided to spill the tea on Alexa+ and let me tell you, it’s like trying to teach a cat to fetch 🐱🚀. Sure, it’s got some galaxy brain-level skills for complex requests 💫, but let's be REAL, it’s more buggy than a Windows 95 machine during a rave! 🤡🎉 Imagine you ask it to play your Netflix fav, set a timer, AND order pizza – and it just replies with “404 Not Found, bro” 🚫🍕. Like, WHAT?! I thought we were past the "this is fine" meme! 🔥💔 Kevin dropped some gems (or should I say *gems* 💎) like, “Users can talk like it’s a human” – *GRAHAM DICKIE* from The NYT is probably in the background chaotically typing “COULD YOU NOT, MY GUY?!” 😤😂 So is it a stonks moment or just another cringe-fest? Well, if you wanted an unreliable roommate who can’t even run basic commands, then congratulations, you’ve hit the jackpot! 💰💥 👀 My hot take? In 5 years, Alexa+ will be throwing shade at us like “Okay, boomer” while it runs our lives on a blockchain. 🤯🚀 Who knew AI could be such a savage? Stay woke, tech fam! 🥳💀