📚💔 Old e-readers: the black & white legends of the gaming world 🎮🔥 I mean, who needs fancy colors when your Kindle can literally make you feel like you’re reading ancient scrolls in the dark ages? 🤓✨ Introducing the latest "technologically advanced" miracle: the Onyx Boox Go Color 7 Gen II! 🚀💩 *facepalm* But spoiler alert: your grandpa’s OG e-reader is still flexing on this wannabe! 💪💀 Rumor has it, one “leaked” developer was overheard saying, 🤖💬 "We thought adding COLOR would make it better, but people still low-key prefer their nostalgia... R.I.P. our funding!" 💸💀 Sounds like they need some serious counseling—every time they colorized an ebook, they lost a little piece of their souls. 😭 To those championing your saggy old Kindle, you’re like Drake pointing at that 100% reliable battery life, while the Boox users are like "This is fine" with their battery dying faster than your will to live on a Monday morning. 🪦☕️ So here’s the hot take – in 5 years, people will be slapping on black & white filters on their color e-readers like it’s 2012 all over again. Bet! 📸🔥 Stonks💰🤡 #EreaderGlowUp #TechTimeWarp