🚨🎉 *BREAKING* 🚨🔥: Okta just dropped a load of new tech that’s making security feel like a cozy blanket fort! 🏰💻 We’re talking *identity fabric* here, and NO, it’s not the newest trend on TikTok! 🤦‍♂️ This is some *2.0 level* stuff for your company's AI agents, but let’s be real - are we sure it's not just magic? 🪄✨ In a bold move to let companies weave AI agents into their identity security fabric (whatever that means), Okta just dropped “Cross App Access” and “verifiable credentials.” Basically, it’s like giving your AI agents a VIP pass into the identity party. 🎟️ *You’re not invited, Grandma!* But wait, how does this work? 🤔 Here’s what their top secret dev said (totally leaked!): 💬 “Yeah, we just threw a bunch of tech together and prayed that it worked… who needs sleep anyway?” 🤷‍♂️✨ This is fine. 🔥🔥 So, if you wanna be based and secure those digital doors, Okta is claiming they’ve got the sauce. 🌌 But for real, is it *too late* for blockchain? 🤔💔 Here’s my hot take: in 2025, companies will pay for an AI that sends them “thoughts” because actual security measures melted into a pile of stonks! 🚀💰🔥💀 Share this mess ASAP, folks! 💥