🚨📈 OKTA just pulled a certified *STONKS* move, and I'm not talking about the crypto kind 👀💸! 🦸‍♂️💥 **BREAKING NEWS**: They flexed a **13% YoY revenue increase** to a mind-boggling **$728 MILLION**! (like, seriously, where’s my cut?!) 💰💰 They were like, “Hold my energy drink!” and then BOOM 💣— net income shot up **131%** to a spicy **$67 million** 🤯😱! So, basically, they went from “This is fine” 🔥-> “Oh, we’re thriving!” 🚀. In the after-hours ballroom dance 💃, their stock jumped over 6% like it just found out it’s a TikTok star. “How does this make you feel?” one dev probably whispered with steely confidence. “Like I just discovered AGI,” said the other while holding a Red Bull. 🤖💪 Honestly, if you're not invested in Okta, what are you even doing? Cope and seethe while the rest of us ride this rocket ship 🚀 to the fiscal moon. 🔥 Prediction alert! 🔮 By 2026, *Okta will probably be the King of Identity Management* and everyone’s grandma will be using their software to manage her cat's social security. 😂🐱 So, better hop on the hype train or get left behind at the station! 🥵💨 #Based #GetRichOrCryTrying