🚨💩 BREAKING NEWS: Okosix has entered the chat with their *allegedly* biodegradable plastic at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 🌍💚 So here’s the deal, fam: our health industry is knee-deep in plastic like it's the world’s worst pool party 😱🏊‍♂️. But Okosix is coming in clutch with a bio-derived solution that’s supposed to save us all from drowning in single-use trash. You heard it here first: *Fr fr*, if it ain’t on the bio train, it’s lame! 🚂💨 **Leaked dev quote**: "We just want to make the world less cringe, one biodegradable syringe at a time!" LOL, like that’s how you solve global warming, huh? 🤡🔥 But hold up, before you start sipping that recycled avocado toast, let’s get real. Remember that moment when Drake rejected plastic and embraced the *THIS IS FINE* meme? Yeah, that’s the vibe here. They gotta prove it actually breaks down and doesn’t just turn into *very sad confetti* 🎉💀. So what’s the hot take? In 2025, we’ll be 3D printing our organs outta this stuff like it’s the new *stonks* but in the best way possible! 🚀💰 *Bet* the byproduct smells like your last bad date. 🌪️ Guys, the future is now; don’t get left behind in the dumpster of misfit plastics! 💩🔥