👻🎃🚨 **BREAKING: SCREAMBOX IS A THING AND IT'S CHEAPER THAN YOUR COFFEE ORDER!** 🚨🎃👻 Ayo, listen up! 💥 Prime members can now add Screambox to their lineup for just $1.99/month, which is basically like finding a dollar in your old Halloween costume! 🦇🤑 For two glorious months, you can binge all the horror flicks that’ll make your inner child (or maybe your adult self) scream like a banshee! 😱💀 *Developer quote (leaked):* “Honestly, I just wanted to watch bad horror movies while pretending to work.” 🤫🤣 Stop with your Netflix 13th season of that show nobody cares about! This spooky treat is here to make sure you get your scare on while you wrap up your October vibes! 🎬💵 The only real horror here is the price of your avocado toast, fr fr. But wait, it gets *crazier*! 👀 🚀 Imagine a world where someone actually uses Screambox— *stonks* 🤑💹! As the kids say: "based." Just don’t watch it during a thunderstorm, or I guarantee you’ll end up in the corner screaming “this is fine” while your WiFi cuts out! 📶🔥 🔥🧐 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By the end of October, Screambox will be more popular than plain white T-shirts, and THAT is a fact! 👕💥 #HorrorIsBack #ScreamForYourLife