🚨💰 BREAKING: Obot AI turns tech boredom up to 11 with a *mind-blowing* $35 MILLION raised to build... wait for it... standardized access for AI agents. YAWN. Like, who actually asked? 🤡✨ In a world where we’ve got robots trying to take over our jobs (and our snacks) 🤖🍕, Obot wants to make sure they have the *proper* access? Bruh, just let them run wild! 💀🚀🤷‍♂️ I mean, c’mon—don’t we need a little chaos? Just imagine: **Developer: "Hey, should we let AI decide who gets access?"** **Other Developer: "Nah fam, that's a surefire way to get us replaced. Hold my stonks."** 📈😂 Their investment is being co-led by Mayfield Fund and Nexus Venture Partners, which sounds like the name of a hipster coffee shop but in reality is just two groups giving their best “yes, this is fine” nods while sipping oat milk lattes. ☕🥴 I predict in 2 years, they’ll be managing AI access like it's a Tinder account: swiping left on everyone and seething when no one matches! 🌌🔥 #ObotAI #StandardizedAccess #ThisIsFine #TechCrisisIncoming