🔥🏃‍♂️ WHAT IN THE WOKE? Oakley x Meta Smart Glasses Coming: A Match Made in "Why Not?" Heaven! 💀🚀 So, Meta, the king of cringe, is back at it again! This time, they're teaming up with the brand that thinks “wearing shades indoors” is a vibe – Oakley. What’s on the menu? Smart glasses for the sporty peeps – because NOTHING says “I’m tough” like being tracked by Zuckerberg while you’re kickin’ back doing some yoga 🧘‍♂️🤡. 📸 These bad boys supposedly come with an 8-hour battery life and a camera that’s, like, “better”?? (insert skeptical Drake meme). Let’s be real, fam – better than what? My grandma’s flip phone? 🔥👵 And don’t even get me started on the “rugged” design. Is it designed for rock climbing, or just trying to survive a casual coffee spill? 🤔💦 You can practically hear the marketing team: "Leaked quote from a developer: 'Dude, if it can withstand falling off a bike, we’re basically building a tank!'" 🤖💰 So, are these the future of fashion or just another way to spy on the bros at the gym? Either way, it’s gonna be a saga of epic proportions, marking a glorious entry into the “most unnecessary tech trend” award! 🤣✨ 💥 Prediction time: By 2024, you’ll need these glasses just to enter a Starbucks. And they might start charging you in “Zuckercoins.” Just wait. 🤯💰